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Demotivation Satire

Why work hard at anything when you can just lower your expectations?

There has never been a greater need than NOW to fill the need of people to accept their mediocrity and failures. With our DEMOTIVATIONAL coaching, you too will be able tolerate a meaningless existence of running a hamster wheel until you die.

Our training includes:

  • The science of proving your reality is just an illusion.
  • Accepting your legacy is temporary and even the people that know you will soon die.
  • 22 Proven ways to BLAME other people and circumstances for your failure and life

We are HANDS-ON in our training and will take you to the ULTIMATE level of complacence.  Even on your first day, you will learn techniques to blame your mom for every negative emotion and poor life decision you’ve ever made.

Our staff will help book your appointment with our list of recommended therapists that will indulge your negative emotions and support your process of blaming other people for everything you feel bad about in your life.  Furthermore, we promise none of our therapists will offer you any practical solutions to your problems no matter how many years you pay them so that you can continue your path of mediocrity acceptance.

Finally, we will set NEW goals within your reach to fulfill your need for a sense of accomplishment and legacy. This includes, breeding the next generation of mediocre, self-entitled, narcissistic children to help add to this already overpopulated world and help to diminish it’s limited resources even faster.

Also, how to create your very own Instagram, Facebook , and YouTube channel to create a false illusion of self-importance and pseudo-celebrity ego by simply posting food (that you eventually will eat or have eaten in the past), girls night out pics with skimpy outfits from Forever 21, or mainstream music festivals with trite quotes like “Life is Beautiful”.  Get a false sense of importance with every Like and Share on social media.  Who cares about money, when we ALL know social validation is the ONLY currency that matters.

ENROLL TODAY while it’s still hot on your mind before our classes are filled and we are FORCED to raise our prices.

P.S.   Enroll now, and we will include NEW Age religions and meditation techniques to replace old, false mythological religions of past empires. Our new age beliefs will explain step-by-step on how you too can claim yourself as god and the center of the universe. You too will be able to use phrases like “Namaste” and “love is the answer” to support your false illusion, while easily holding onto your deep seeded hatred of other races and religions secretly.

P.P.S. Use your new sense of self-riotousness and “social justice warrior” to generate a new type of hate and prejudice for everyone that disagrees with you. Create a social media mob to generate a social media stoning on anyone that annoys you without having to do any fact-checking or ANY work at all.

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Armin Navabi Interview, Atheist Republic Founder and Author of Why There Is No God: Simple Responses to 20 Common Arguments for the Existence of God

Why There Is No God: Simple Responses to 20 Common Arguments for the Existence of God

In this episode, I interview Armin Navabi, Atheist Republic founder ( with millions of followers world-wide and best-selling author of Why There Is No God: Simple Responses to 20 Common Arguments for the Existence of God. I ask him the big 3 questions: Where did we come from? Why do we exist? What happens after we die? 

Searching for the Truth

Searching for the Truth

I recently had this somewhat public meltdown. I had entered this spiritual blackhole and am just now coming out of the tail end of it.

1. Realize your existence is temporary.

Once you realize everything in this existence is temporary, your life, your job, your car, your family, your title, your legacy…everything. How long will your genetic lineage last…how long will the human race last? 1000 years? 100,000 years? Everything you value will disappear/become zero as your approach infinity.  Even the religions of the past have become the Greek Mythology of today.

The other way to get past step 1 is to achieve everything you wanted to do in this life.  Everything people want in this life is ecompassed withing Maslow’s Triangle. After you get your basic needs handled, have a safe and stable life, have all the quality relationships and family you wanted, satisfied your ego and life’s goals and accomplishments, and have done everything you’ve ever wanted to do, you will enter a void of questioning the meaning of everything.  You will find that all of that was not the answer and it was not enough.  More of the same won’t get you any closer.  Even if you decide your life’s answer is helping people, which is a seemingly never ending noble cause…it doesn’t answer the questions of why we exist or what happens after we die without any doubt.


Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle (Learn the temporariness of existence and how to become more present)

New Earth by Eckhart Tolle (Apply the concepts of Power of Now)

2. Challenge your own beliefs. Open your mind. Enter the void.

This will likely be the hardest part of the journey for most people. Average people are trapped in a Matrix of social programming that starts from birth. It teaches you how to think, what job to get, when to get married, why you need to have children, how to judge other people, what your identity is, and finally…what to believe. Whether you believe it or not, you have been indoctrinated with beliefs and religions that most of you have never even questioned or would ever even consider questioning.

“This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.” –Morpheus

  1. Shatter your reality with hard science and facts. Read some of these articles and videos to start your journey. First, watch Physicist explain how they discovered time does not exist on PBS at  What is consciousness?
  1. Research what exactly you believe and where did your religion/beliefs come from? Why do you believe in what you believe? What are the origins of your religion? What is the history of the development of your religion? Is your interpretation of your religion the only one? How do you know that is the right one?
  1. Research the opposing view of what you believe. Research the authorities of books and videos and websites of opposing viewpoints.  For example, if you are Christian, find top rated books on Amazon on Atheism. You can even start by going on Google and typing questions that prove what you believe is wrong to see opposing viewpoints of other people.
  1. Research all the other possibilities.  This could include, Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, Islam), Buddhism, New Age, Simulation Hypothesis, Atheism, Agnostic, Pantheism, Metaphysics, Big Bang theory, etc. This is a life journey so don’t feel overwhelmed.  I would start with the belief you despise the most to help you open your mind and to hopefully end your prejudice.

3.  Search for the truth.  That’s it. There is no magic truth…sorry.  Even if I had one solid belief at this point, if I told it to you, I would just be sucking you into my reality and into another Matrix.

I can leave you with this advice. Continue with your worldly goals, yes even the superficial ones if you want, while you search for the answer. Helping people and ending suffering for everyone is worth pursuing and seems to be a commonality in a lot of belief pathways. End prejudice starting with yourself.

Whether the answer is nothing, some paradox where everything is wrong and right simultaneously, we are all wrong or some standard religion…it is possible we may never find the answer until we die (and even that is not guaranteed). It’s possible the journey for the truth is the destination. Regardless, build the most meaningful life possible now, Today, because it’s also possible that is all we really have, or now exists infinitely, or maybe not. Who knows?

Zealot Reza Aslan Book Review

The memory of the revolutionary zealot who walked across Galilee gathering an army of disciples with the goal of establishing the Kingdom of God on earth, the magnetic preacher who defied the authority of the Temple priesthood in Jerusalem, the radical Jewish nationalist who challenged the Roman occupation and lost, has been almost completely lost to history. That is a shame. Because the one thing any comprehensive study of the historical Jesus should hopefully reveal is that Jesus of Nazareth—Jesus the man—is every bit as compelling, charismatic, and praiseworthy as Jesus the Christ. He is, in short, someone worth believing in.
Reza Aslan, Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth

Power of Now

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What is the meaning of life? What are we doing here? Why do people suffer?

These are questions that have plagued me my entire life as well as the rest of mankind for all of history. I’ve studied Christianity, Buddhism, the Dalai Lama, and metaphysics. I’ve talked to spiritual and religious authorities and even asked the smartest person in the world with one of the highest IQs in history what is the meaning of life. I even prayed to God to show me the truth.

At the end of each conversation or book or video, I would feel at most a moment of clarity followed by unlimited more unanswered questions.  How do you know this is true? What about this other belief that is the exact opposite of what you believe? How do you know for sure what happens after we die?

Finally, at a social dynamics bootcamp, one of my coaches told me I wasn’t being centered. He told me to read The Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle.

Reading through this book was one revelation followed by another.  A series of answers that tied together everything I had read and studied prior including religion, philosophy and hard science.

We are like individual waves.  You have your identity tied to your job, social positioning, possessions, past history and your future hopes and dreams. You might think yourself sub-consciously or consciously as better, more well off, educated, lucky, accomplished, higher ranked, enlightened than someone else and less so with others.

YOU are like a wave…that’s forgotten it’s still part of the same ocean.  You are a ray of light that’s forgotten it’s still the sun.  …

How do we find happiness?

Life can be a drag.  A series of ups and downs with some moments of happiness and extreme sadness and tragedy sprinkled in.  How do you stay sane and positive through all this?

All you have is now. Not just philosophically, physicists know this to be true as well (watch The Illusion of Time on PBS.org ). The past is dead. Let it go. Are you holding onto to past trauma or memories as your identity? Why? How does that serve you? The future is just an illusion. You can have dreams and goals, but don’t live in those dreams by sacrificing the now. Are you disregarding the now as just a means to an end? Even tomorrow, do you know what will happen to you?

Become present. …but how?

You are not who you think you are

Where are you forming your identity from? The Mind? Are you identifying yourself through your education, social status, connections, accomplishments, respect, fame, thoughts? Are you your Emotions? Do you find yourself through your emotions, being in touch with your happiness/sadness and finding meaning through your experiences?

Or…are you something more than that?  Ever think to yourself, “I can’t live with myself.” Ever reject thoughts going through your head or even agree with thoughts? Who are you agreeing with and who is the self you can’t live with? There is an awareness below your Mind and Emotions.  A level deeper than what you feel or think that allows you to agree or disagree with your own thoughts.

This is from the source. The existence and life from non-existence.  The gift from the timeless or formless or unknown variable X.  How do you experience this awareness or state of being? Becoming present.  Let go of your thoughts, worries, dreams, hopes, the illusion of reality. In this split of a split second what problems do you have? Become still, without labels or judgements. You are experiencing now. Now is all that exists.

Ever go on vacation and wander around enjoying the environment without cares? You appreciate the nature around you like you’ve never experienced in your day-to-day life.  You have sense of peace, joy and love. You experienced a moment of presence.  A state of being you can carry with you and into your day-to-day life.

Now what?

Reality is the illusion. Everything you held dearly, that too shall pass. You, your family, your car, your job, your legacy, this website, this article will be gone.  Even religions of the past have become the Greek mythology of today. As you are present and aware, a higher purpose will be revealed. Will you bring hope and end suffering for others? Will your true talents finally be expressed bringing peace and joy into this existence? Will you be an anchor of presence and being?

Have you reached self-transcendence ( Let me know…I’d love to hear about it.

The Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment [Unabridged]

A New Earth: Awakening to Your Life’s Purpose by Eckhart Tolle Audiobook