- Canned Openers
- Revelations Lecture Series Vol. 1
- Time constraints
- I can only stay 30 seconds.
- I can only stay for a minute, because I have to rejoin my friends over there.
- We gotta get out of here in a minute.
- I only have a minute
- Opinion Openers
- JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND (Style)
–“Hey guys, I need a female perspective on something. This’ll only take a minute.
–My roommate’s girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a dresser drawer, and she’s really upset about it. It’s nothing bad, just pictures of him and ex-girlfriends on vacation and old love letters he got in high school and stuff. But for some reason his girlfriend is freaking out about this and wants him to get rid of it or she’s threatening to break up with him.
- Opinion Openers
- Opinion Question
–Is this normal female behavior?
- Follow-up Question
–So now she wants him to burn the box or she’s leaving him, isn’t that fucked
- S*** Tests
- Sports bar: “Hey, what are you doing? This is guy turf, no chicks allowed! Is
nothing sacred anymore?”
- “Nice nails. Are they real?” She will have to concede, “No, acrylic.” And he says (like he didn’t notice it was a put down), “Oh. (pause) well I guess they still look good.”
- Look at all these guys, they’re leaning, touching and complimenting
- I was having a conversation with my friend. Let me see if he was right. He was telling me that girls don’t like it when guys get close, lean in and talk to them in their ear.
–The girl will say, “That’s so gross. I hate that, hate that.”
- it’s not about her, it’s about your standards
- I like the type of dancing you do
- I love hands like yours cause they are great for giving back rubs (Juggler)
- I’m sure that every drunk dumb ass and his 9 friends have been slobbering over you all night, but I thought you were fantastically beautiful and wanted to see what you were all about.
- Are you guys shy?
- I’ve been standing here talking
to my friend for like 5 minutes now and you still haven’t said ‘hi”.
- You’re all sisters right?
- Role Play
- Prison Break Routine (ceus)
- “Can you keep a secret? I’m trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out? “
- If she plays along and says she is in (ioi), you can qualify her a bit, like hmm i dont know, how do i know i can trust you and you dont tell the guards *pointing at the barman*
- I like your (chain, shirt, …). No you don’t, you’re attracted to me. (Mystery)
- Openers for Mixed Sets
- “Okay, who’s been naughty and who’s been nice?”
- “Who is the leader here?” (They all point)
Say playfully to leader, “What qualifies you to be in charge?”
- Cocky and Funny
- (a girl studying or reading)
You cannot hide your pleasures… so stop acting like you dont’ see me 🙂
Don’t know how you can keep your eyes in your book… when i’m just here behind
- Cocky and Funny
- David DeAngelo: Nice shoes…What’s the deal with those?… Are you like about 4
feet or something. [grin]
- Will you *please* stop following me around?
- Do you dress nice everyday…Or are you just trying to impress me?
- Gay Cats Routine (StyleChild03 and Wilder)
- Initial hook: Start the story with, “Have you ever met a gay cat?”
After this, you’ll have the undivided attention of your audience.
- PUA: Ok, get this, my friend Sara, bought 3 cats some time ago. I dont know what she was thinking when she bought them, but she bought all three *male* cats. It was so funny. When I would go to her place to visit her, I would see the cats spooning each other, sometimes even licking each other.
- HB: smiling
- PUA: No Really. I told Sara “you know what, I think they’re gay, I mean not gay by birth, but maybe prison gay… you know. I mean they havent seen a female cat in months… what are they supposed to do” So Sara started getting freaked out, its amazing how she never thought about it. And we decided one day that we’re gonna do something about it, coz the last thing Sara wanted were gay cats. So we embarked on a mission to find a female cat.
- HB: hehehe
- PUA: And Sara had a neighbor that she really hated, he had a female cat, so once while the guy was away, we stole it and put it in the room with three male cats. Only God knows what happened then.
- Punchline: “So now her neighbor’s cat is knocked up. So pretty soon I think I know where you can get your very own little gay
- Cold Read
- EXAMPLES OF MINI-COLD-READS (Tyler Durden)
-“oooohhhh noooo.. you guys are *trouble*”
-“you guys are the nice ones.. I can only hang with you..”
- Have her open you
- All women are like that! (said loud so the woman will ask you what you are talking about) Women say they want a nice guy but really want something else. Do you want a nice guy? Can a guy be too nice? I rest my case.
- Non-verbal Openers
- Middle finger (on 10’s only)
–I know this is totally random
–But you are absolutely gorgeous
–So what else do you have going for you besides your looks
- ok that was just a line so I could come talk to you